Wednesday, July 23, 2014

pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014
simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

(Source: wandaventham)

(Source: 809212)

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: videohall)

(Source: frostfall)

Monday, July 21, 2014

tabloo:

spacefaeries:

patchwork-indigo:

Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.

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that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.

just like art school

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

meladoodle:

You know what they say, if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, then its fucking weird Mike again. Who keeps inviting him to parties

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

woundman:

Night Vale must have some pretty interesting treatment of queer/nonbinary people

cuz like

I can’t imagine anyone making a big deal of someone’s gender identity/presentation when their neighbor has the head of a falcon every other Tuesday

and who cares if you’re dating someone of the same sex, Susie Carmichael down the road dated a man who turned out to be an ambiguously sentient bag of oranges the whole time

they’re very happy together

(Source: renfields)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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