im not a fan of birthdays
When your crush posts a new selfie
me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
You know you’re in for a long haul when the book has a map on the first page
Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson.
What a fucking embarrassment.